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Columns

  • Three little words that could save the U.S. Post Office

    Return to sender.
    Those three little words could very well save the fledgling United States Postal Service.
    That’s the message I took back from last week’s community meeting in Grant where post office officials basically told residents their post office would be closing, and there isn’t anything they can do to prevent it.
    But take heed all you patrons of similar sized post offices. Learn your lesson now if you want to keep your branch office.

  • What in the world is happening?

    Recently we have become aware of the current international unrest across the globe. Though away from TV and news sources most of last week, as I write this column, a quick internet search unveils numerous countries in various stages of inner turmoil.
    The turmoil reminds us how small our globe is, emphasizing the immediate impact of international events, and what happens “there” may determine how peacefully we will live out our lives “here”.

  • Remembering a time when food stamps weren’t so abundant

    Three or four years ago this column included the reprint of an article published in the Express in the mid 1930s.  
    Our board of supervisors, in the heart of the Great Depression, initiated a county welfare program intended to buy a few basic food items for those in need.  
    The supervisors felt it imperative that the bit of money available go to those most deserving, therefore established a set of rigid standards.  

  • Governor needs to share in his touted ‘shared sacrifice’

    Lead by example.
    It’s a simple and repeated enough management axiom, that it has practically become cliché.
    But as with most clichés, there is a kernel of wisdom at its foundation.
    The best leaders or managers never ask those they lead to do something they wouldn’t do themselves. They don’t have one set of expectations for themselves, and another for those who follow.
    What’s good for the goose truly is good for the gander.
    I’m starting to think though Gov. Terry Branstad doesn’t believe that.

  • Considering the Heart of February

    February makes us think about hearts. Last week was Valentine's Day and this year Congress asked the president to designate February as “American Heart Month”.
    Do you remember giving valentines when you were in elementary grades? Red construction paper, doilies, glue and crepe paper were hot February items adjusting teacher's lessons plans.
    If you didn't purchase valentines, you wiggled your scissors along a folded piece of paper to make certain each classmate received a valentine's card from you.  

  • A column that’s truly the bees knees

    Edward Kretchmer wrote a lot but did not, as far as I know, do an autobiography.  
    One would have been interesting.  
    The son of a German beekeeper, he was born at sea in 1844 and spent his first few years in Prussia.  
    He came to the U.S. soon enough to enlist during the Civil War. In 1867 he settled in southern Montgomery County and began experimenting with bees and fruit trees.  

  • Americans avoiding vegetables, fruits at an alarming rate

    I was lucky enough to be in the crowd for a presentation from a Montgomery County Memorial Hospital dietitician who was discussing eating habits in America.
    She revealed results of a recent survey regarding vegetable consumption.
    But first, she asked the crowd what we thought would be the most frequent responses to the question “What vegetbales do you routinely include in your diet?”
    Green beans were immediately mentioned.
    Nope.
    How about tomatoes? Sorry.

  • Just ‘Be Twain’ us: A weather commentary

    I enjoyed Roy Marshall’s challenge last week, wanting us to guess who said those interesting statements. It was tempting to go online for answers, but I made myself wait for the next installment.
    As I read the multiple-choice answers, I kept thinking good ole Mark Twain or Will Rogers ought to have said most of them.  

  • Answers to last week’s quotation questions

    For those who gave last week’s quotes quiz a try, here are the answers:
    1. Mark Twain said he’d prefer heaven for the climate, hell for the company. If you picked W.C Fields you were close. He claimed he would have said it if Twain hadn’t.  
    2. It was Ben Franklin who cautioned against young doctors and old barbers. One lacks experience, the other tends to be shaky.

  • Using a quiz full of quotes to avoid a lutefisk snack

    Einer Almgood stopped by a few days ago bringing, as he does each winter, leftover lutefisk.  

    Einer buys only dry lutefisk, not trusting anyone else to do the washing, soaking, lye treatment and whatever else goes into the rehydration process. This ordeal keeps him occupied for about three weeks. It also swells his four pound chunk of dried cod into a mass the size of a seat cushion.  

    This is one reason he always has leftover lutefisk.  Another is that no one in his family will touch it.    

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